how the earth came to be

the earth is merely a floating pancake is the vast sea of existance. It is not round as geologist feebly attempt to prove. Just look at a satalite image, a perfect 2-D circle! If you don't believe us you should go and jump off the side. This celestial pancake was not created by aliens fuck you twice L Ron Hubbard but by um... a different cooler type of aliens. They made it with lasers. Don't ask any more stupid questions that's all there is to say, period.