is there a god

this is a complex question. The answer is both yes and no. Many of you will be relieved to find out that: yes, there is in fact a god and he hates you. Unfortunatetly he was shot out of the sky by the Chinese government testing a new super powerful laser. Damn godless commies!!! note to the chinese government: I'm only kidding please do not send ninjas to kill me. Do not be afraid! the church of julian is working to create an android reincarnation affectionatly known as GOD mach 2. the estimated cost will be an astonishing $100 billion dollars. Please send donations in the form of check or money order, thank you.