why does a nonprofit need so many donations

we take this question as a sign of doubt and therefor stupidity, but we will answer regardless. Our church is following the age old tradition of taking a holy person's teaching and using them for financial gains. Firstly: the members of our clergy are unemployed or have crappy paying jobs. Secondly: we need a gold submarine to reach heaven, it must be gold or else they won't see us coming. Thirdly: our pope needs a bomb-proof bentley coup, in order to preform his popely duties. Fourthly: we need a new church, our current location is a shack hidden in the woods. Finally: we need to build a platinum doghouse for our first prophet Lola the cute.