where will mankind end up

before discovering the almighty super cool knowledge bestowed from our leader even we julianist felt anxiety about the future of our civilization. Worry no longer! First and for most global warming is fake, Al Gore created it so that people would listen to what he has to say (he didn't create the internet either.) Even if the world does get warmer it's nothing to worry about, just buy more sunscreen and enjoy our new climate. The ultra-powerful julianist brand of sunscreen is available at www.givememoneyyousuckaasschump.com/sunscreen. Every major city will be moved underwater, this is because the sea will rise and we won't really have a choice.The internet will become our only means of communication and all words will be shortened into annoying internet lingo. A highly trained team of 13 year old girls is working on the translation as we speak. Porn will be the only form of entertainment and sexual devients will become obsolete. Carpal Tunnel syndrom will however become the world's deadliest disease, surpassing aids and the bird flu. All governments will consolidate into one massive and equally useless organization, it will be known as FCKDUP. The only religion will be the only true religion: Julianism