why am i reading this

you are reading this because you have taken the first step to attaining enlightenment: Dropping all connections to other religion and paying the church of julian, CONGRATULATIONS! the road to salvation is not an easy one, especially considering the fact that you are stupid. Luckily our all powerful psychic leader has led the way for us. He spent minutes pondering life's most challenging questions and has allowed his followers to pertake in his wisdom. Only the amount of wisdom that a regular human brain can tolerate, Any more would cause fatal seizures like an episode of pokemon. This truth is then given to his most loyal of followers, the Tang-Wu Clan, who then share parts of their knowledge with the rest of mankind via enlightening and gangsta rap lyrics. The church's first mix tape is scheduled to hit a local block near you. Please recognize sucka.